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  WHEN I CHECK MY BANK ACCOUNT AFTER A NIGHT AT THE CASINO

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  NOW THAT WAS DUMB

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  HE'S GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER

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  I HATE THESE THINGS

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  I HOPE YOU DADDY'S WEREN'T WATCHING THIS GAME

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  I GUESS SOMEBODY DIDN'T READ THE CARD

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  SHE SEEM LEGIT

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  WHEN YOU'RE EXCITED TO BE ON THE BIG SCREEN ... YOU DANCE

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  THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE PENGUINS AT YOUR WEDDING

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  NERF WAR ANYONE?

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  YOU MIGHT WANT TO PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE

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  DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T WANT ONE OF THESE

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  DOORS CAN BE SO CONFUSING

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  THIS SHOULD KEEP ME AWAKE FOR EXAMS

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  WELL ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH

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